Well trained dog struggles retrieving his Frisbee without breaking the rules
AWHHH BABY
VERY IMPORTANT
SO CUTE OMG
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That last gif slayed my entire soul.
This woman gives me hope.
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When someone asks what you & your best friend are talking about.
(Source: sa5mmie, via authenticfuckers)
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
(via authenticfuckers)
YOU FUCKING DISNEY PRINCESS
THE EYES
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
(Source: inaconstantstateoftumbling, via dancestor)
at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face
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“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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where god didn’t bless you with height he repaid you in boobs
(Source: lulusaurus, via stapledfinger)
No Labels
Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.
socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
(via tokillaparakeet)
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
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Middle of the night panic attacks.
